Hi Everyone,
As all of you know, we are actively involved in the conservation of North American buffalo, or bison. As a result, we were intrigued by a recent article in the
Richmond-Times Dispatch, entitled, “Hinkle: We mustn’t let America be buffaloed,”
http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/rtd-opinion/2012/jun/12/tdopin02-hinkle-we-mustnt-let-america-be-buffaloed-ar-1980047.
For those who might be interested in this buffalo discussion, our response to Mr. Hinkle follows:
Editor
Richmond-Times Dispatch
Dear Editor,
We find it truly amazing that Mr. Hinkle, in one short article, could manage to offend retirees, milk-industry lobbyists, 4th graders, archaeologists (Nevada’s 2,000 year old artifact), “a bunch of state bison associations,” twenty-two state governments, fishermen, paleontologists, fans of jousting, square-dance lovers, and potato farmers, among others too numerous to name. That’s kind of breathtaking. Since we’ve owned a buffalo ranch in Wyoming for twenty years, we hope you will give us the opportunity to correct a few things in A. Barton Hinkle’s article: “Hinkle: We mustn’t let America be buffaloed,” published on June 12, 2012.
First of all, Mr. Hinkle says that buffalo are not the “sharpest knife in the drawer,” and justifies this statement by saying, “Bison were hunted nearly to extinction in the 19th century because frontiersmen could shoot them by the dozens while the rest of the herd stood around, oblivious:
First Bison: “Did you hear that? Sounded like a shot?”
Second Bison: “Probably just a car backfiring. Say, Phil sure looks tired, doesn’t he?”
For your information, Mr. Hinkle, this is just not accurate. Vehicles that moved under their own power date back to 1678 when Father Ferdinand Verbiest created a steam powered vehicle for Chinese Emperor Chien Lung, but buffalo could not possibly have thought a gunshot was a backfire until the internal combustion engine was created by Etienne Lenoir and driven in Paris in 1862. And, since Bison bison bison are a uniquely American animal, there weren’t any plains bison in Paris in 1862. In point of fact, we suspect that 99.99% of buffalo never heard a backfire, let alone recognized one, until Charles and Frank Duryea built the first gasoline powered car and took it out for road trials in 1893. As every 4th grader in America knows, by that time buffalo were on the verge of extinction. The once vast herds had gone from around 50 million animals down to around 500 animals in the United States. It’s only due to extraordinary conservation efforts, primarily by concerned American ranchers, that buffalo exist at all today, so we doubt that more than a handful of frontier buffalo ever had a chance to mistake a gunshot for a backfire.
Secondly, contrary to Mr. Hinkle’s assertion, buffalo are not dumb. For example, our first bottle-baby was Pia. Pia’s mother was killed by a lightning strike. We found her and brought her home when she was about 24 hours old, and raised her on bottles of goat’s milk. By the time Pia was six months old, she knew about 170 English words. As Dr. Stanley Coren notes in his excellent book, The Intelligence of Dogs, that is about the same number of words known by a smart trained dog. (www.abc.net.au/animals/program3/factsheet1.htm). Please also read, “Language Milestones for Toddlers: Early Childhood Language Development and Games to Stimulate it”: (http://suite101.com/article/language-milestones-for-toddlers-a182608). This erudite article clearly verifies that at the age of six months Pia knew more English words than Mr. Hinkle did. However, since Mr. Hinkle thinks that Bison bison bison means, “we can’t think of any other words,” perhaps that should have been obvious.
Lastly, since Mr. Hinkle compared the National Bison Legacy Act to Gibbon’s classic work, “The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,” he obviously thinks S. 3248 will have dire consequences for this nation if, as he says, “it goes down the buffalo road.” Maybe Mr. Hinkle should return to writing about “trivial matters such as the presidential election and the possibility of nuclear war with Iran.” He won’t have to have as much historical knowledge as a 4th grader or a retiree. This will clearly benefit all readers of the Richmond-Times Dispatch.
Yours Sincerely,
W. Michael Gear and Kathleen O’Neal Gear
Red Canyon Buffalo Ranch
Thermopolis, Wyoming
11 thoughts on “We mustn’t let America be buffaloed…article in the Richmond-Times Dispatch”
June 15, 2012 at 11:45 am
Beautiful response. Newspaper writers today are too interested in being political, rather than accurate. Research is such a bother!
Thank you for educating all of us.
June 15, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Mr Hinkley, Just read your article and was thinking of a reply to you / it. But I can’t think of all the right words to use. When I think of the American west I first think of the Bison. However I believe the e-mail from Michael & Kathleen Gear say it better than I can. So read there e-mail, learn something about your subject and then rewrite your story. “Old” Bill. Indianapolis Indiana
June 15, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Who is this dweeb Hinkle! He makes himself sound arrogant and uneducated on the topic, and basically comes off sounding like an idiot who couldn’t find something better to write about that day. I bet he has no idea about the history and culture of which he speaks. These animals roam North America in the millions before they were hunted to extinction. They are majestic and beautiful animals, who fed many mouths when times were hard and the Americas were being taken over by white European invaders. If it had not been for these animals I am sure many of these explorers and settlers would have perished from starvation. I wonder why he has such a hate on for these animals, and why he is so adamant that they not be named the nations offical animal. I can’t think of another animal that is more suited. Maybe Hinkle would like to see the horse named instead!
June 16, 2012 at 6:57 am
Georgette: You’re more than welcome.
June 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Love your response. I think the Plains Buffalo being the national mammal is awesome! How come it’s only just now coming to fruition?!
June 17, 2012 at 6:11 pm
hi it’s been a long time since i checked in here and am really loving catching up on the blogs. Just wanted to say that i think american bison are one of the most beautiful animals and are definatly well worth any efforts to conserve them, regardless of what other more ignorant people would say the bison were there before anyone really, maybe they should get to say who stays and who goes.
June 18, 2012 at 10:12 am
Hey folks!
Here’s Mr. Hinkle’s point – and there’s you all missing it.
Take a lookie-lou at this definition – it might help y’all a wee bit: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire
June 23, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Wow! I had to reread Mr. Hinkle’s article three times. I don’t know whether to laugh or be appalled. His article is a joke. He wrote an article with hardly anything to back what he was voicing. One example is this: This is what America has in store for it, if it goes down the buffalo road. And it cannot end well. Gibbon wrote all about it in “The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,” and we are repeating the mistake again 2,000 years later. It’s all on the Internet, you can look it up yourself. What does this have to do with the buffaloes? Was there one that we don’t know from 2,000 years ago?
Please, Mr. Hinkley, your article is a joke and you have no clue what you are saying and referencing to. As far as I’m concerned, you must have been stoned/drunk when you wrote this. Frankly, I’m quite surprise an editor of this newspaper let this page be printed. What has this world come to? Next time you write your opinion, take a course or two on writing and referencing to what you want to say (without being stoned and/or drunk) instead of being an embarrassment.
June 30, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Kat, all we can say is welcome to the brave new world of American journalism. We hadn’t considered that he might have been stoned or drunk.
June 30, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Trudy, we’ll see what happens. Saving the animal has been a long hard fight. It’s taken private ranchers the better part of a century to get the numbers in the US and Canada up to 400,000! Those of us who raise bison want to celebrate that success.
June 30, 2012 at 1:20 pm
TenchCoxe: If that’s satire, Hinkle either doesn’t get it, or he failed that course when he took journalism.